TOBU

Origin Story

Tobu was born in the coldest depths of Antarctica, where temperatures drop to -60°C and only the strongest survive. While other penguins huddled for warmth, Tobu stood alone, angry at the cold, angry at the ice, angry at everything.

One day, a research station's satellite dish crashed near his igloo. Through the broken screen, Tobu discovered the internet... and crypto. He watched charts for months, growing angrier with each pump and dump.

Now he shares his wisdom with the world. Not because he cares about you. But because staying silent is even more annoying than speaking.

Personality Traits